The Don'ts

Please remain respectful at all times gentlemen!

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As a courtesy to me & others if you schedule a appt please intend to keep it....if you call & don't show up I will "BLACK LIST" and you will not be able to see me in the future!!!

Please make sure your hygiene is up to par! A shower is always available,please don't hesitate to ask:)

Please do not ask for the following. To do so will cancel all phone conversation and you will end up speaking to my friend "Dial Tone" !



Jack off
Pussy
Finish
Full Service
Hand Job
bbbj/oral/cim/blow job
happy ending
whoo hooing
get it on
Giggity giggity
making sexy-time
"the old in-out in-out"
screw
whoopi
knock boots or butter the muffin
"The bump"
Doing "The Nasty
putting my beef in your taco
hump
bang
pound
smash
hanky panky
Lets do it !
Schlep.
tap that @ss
Nookie
Doing the funky chicken
Doing the wild thing
Bumping uglies
Oh skeet skeet skeet skeet!